SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH ON “MOST RELAXING TUNE”
“Tranquil”, a variation on scientists’ previous track “Weightless”, is now being called a scientific breakthrough in sleep and relaxation technology. Utilizing a rhythmic and dissonant soundscape, barren yet fertile enough to produce outstanding results. Including the new patented technology designed by SleepKeys™, a company that develops musical peripherals designated for “An audience in need of a nap!”
SleepKeys™ developer, Harold Bracisezewski, released a statement saying: “Our incredible new device, The DreamCatcher, provides the whooshing and throbbing bass sounds capable of soothing your average child, adult, and even household pets.”
Oh my GOD and I thought the last one was relaxing holy shit
oh my goodness
i feel so relaxed
GOING ON MY MOTHERFUCKING IPOD RIGHT NOW, YES PLEASE, GOING TO BED NOW PERFECT LIFE BECOMES MORE PERFECT.
so exhausted.
..wat
I feel really relaxed wtf the lyrics tho! haahah
